I will try not to.

"You should never start a sentence with a pronoun."
-Ms. Kelleher

The funny overhearings from Science Camp...

"Hey Miss Jessica, is it okay if I take a picture of Becca in her swimsuit?"
-Ian


"Hey Bryce, Why do you think that those two trees were apart, and then grew together, grew apart again, and then got back together?"
-Robin
"They must have had a bad date, and then gotten back together."
-Bryce

Bad Karma...

(While driving past the "Golden State Cheerleading Championships" in downtown S.J.)

me: "Cheerleaders are just dancers gone retarded."
him: "What are you talking about?"
me: "It's a quote from the movie 'Bring It On' "
him: "Hey look, that one's actually retarded!"
me: "I was just thinking the same thing."

This one's coming back around to bite me in the butt.